Bro, do you even photosynthesize?
omg this is adorable
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
I see what you did there. Very cool.
I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary
That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance
You rude piece of shit
finally! my moth reaction gif compilation
from now on i will only express feels in moth gifs
edit (not mine):
"A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them." - Steve Jobs
I assume he was talking about a gallery of moth reaction GIFs.
To die by your thighs is such a heavenly way to die
Omg if a boy ever said this to me…He probably meant Between your thighs no by.
No I meant like a girl chokes me out with her powerful thigh and that’s how I die
That’s probably how my next boyfriend will die.
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.